Warning - Dirty joke coming up!
A guy drives into a truck stop and he reads a sign in a diner window that says "H*ndjobs $1. Sandwiches $2." The man walks in and sees that there is only one waitress behind the counter.
He asks the woman: "Excuse me, are you the woman who gives the h*ndjobs?"
She replies: "Yes, I am."
The he says: "Well, wash those hands and make me a sandwich!"
2007-10-22 19:33:17 · 7 answers · asked by Naruto 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That reminds me of an old joke. Two guys go into a restaurant. One orders a hamburger, and the other a hot dog. When the waitress brings the hamburger, she takes the patty out of her armpit. So the guy asks her why she did that, and she explains that she keeps it warm in there. So the other guy says, "Cancel my hot dog!"
2007-10-22 19:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by cavidda 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Clean hands are good!
2007-10-22 19:35:57 · answer #2 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-10-22 20:04:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tiffany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, nice.
2007-10-22 19:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by geekyneerd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.
2007-10-22 19:40:58 · answer #5 · answered by alisha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :D
2007-10-22 20:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one thanks STARRED **
2007-10-22 20:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by Paris . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋