Why are you sitting in front of your computer right now? You should be worshipping the Lord when you are not procreating or working.
2007-10-22 19:20:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am spreading the word of the Lord right now, so say I should be praying.
2007-10-22 19:26:53 · update #1
My did you eat hate for diner?
you might want to pray.<><
2007-10-22 19:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by funnana 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because we don't have to do that. Praying is petitioning, why should we always be petitioning God? That would be in "want". I'm here just trying to help and learn at the same time. I'm trying to be of service. I worship and pray spontaneously. Did you know your guardian angels sometimes influence you to pray or worship? Maybe yours is bugging you right now? Besides, I'm too old for procreation. LOL
2007-10-22 19:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Holly Carmichael 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why would the Lord listen to any prayer that I might have? He was not listening to that little girl in Georgia after her rapist buried her alive inside that garbage bag. I am fairly certain that she prayed for deliverance. None came. Instead she died of asphyxiation not very far from the house from which he took her.
I have no prayer that could possibly be more worthy than hers.
2007-10-22 19:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by Chaz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
woah. "you should be worshipping the Lord when you are not procreating or working". um, i didn't realize that in order to be a Christian you had to be so aggressive.
I will be praying for you, that you will learn to stop judging and start loving.
2007-10-22 19:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't pray and procreate at the same time?
2007-10-22 19:26:26 · answer #5 · answered by gumby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In God's eyes, Y!A R&S is the absolute pit of roiling spite. Someone's got to be here to calm the storm, because this is but a smaller symptom of the greater dispair of what is called the human soul.
Please be aware of what tomorrow may bring.
2007-10-22 19:32:46 · answer #6 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am at work thank you - it is 4.32pm and I am sitting here working and Yahoo Answering simultaneously. Besides, the FSM doesn't require that level of devotion
2007-10-22 19:24:19 · answer #7 · answered by Evieve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why aren't you praying then? He who is without sin cast the first stone.
2007-10-22 19:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by the pink baker 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sex, work, and pray. Actually, two of out three isn't bad. Mind your beeswax.
2007-10-22 19:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by CELTS! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prayer is an optical illusion.
2007-10-22 19:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by Beletje_vos AM + VT 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋