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Beans, Beans good for your heart.
The more you eat the more you fart.
The more you fart the better you feel.
So eat them beans at every meal.

2007-10-22 18:13:33 · 28 answers · asked by Dragon Slayer™ 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

Yes I do like beans! Boston Baked beans are my favorite.

Beans, beans the musical flute, the more you eat the more you poop, the more you poop the better you feel, then you will be ready for another meal!

2007-10-22 18:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Also:
Beans, beans the musical fruit,
The more you eat the more you poot,
the more you poot,
the better you feel.
So let's have beans at every meal!

Your version is funniest, though! Haha!

2007-10-23 03:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0 0

I LOVE lima beans. I had beans(canned baked beans) and hot dogs for dinner tonight. I don't like the fact the beans cause so much gas.

2007-10-23 01:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by biz333biz 2 · 0 0

Why don't mexcans bbq?Ans.cause the beans keep falling through the grill.You know why there's only 239 beans in a can of beans?Ans.because if they put one more,it would be two farty (240)

2007-10-23 02:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude, Beans rock.
Baked Beans...Oh So Good!

2007-10-23 01:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Benthemixmaster 1 · 0 0

You are a clever one:
I like beans, yes I do
They're full of fiber, yes they are,
They make us healthy
Don't you know
Beans, beans, the musical food

I like your version, gotta go to work, bye♥

2007-10-23 07:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by Squirt 7 · 0 0

I like soy bean.

That can make out many kind of food and good for our healthy.


And I like you poem also.

You are a best writer in the world - hehe.

Please let me earn 10 points.

Thank you very much.

2007-10-23 02:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by Chan A 3 · 0 0

yes, love beans. Good laughs for a few days after a good pot a chili

2007-10-23 01:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by Sean 2 · 0 0

They are such a good source or protein in place of meat. I like garbanzos in salads and re-fried bean quesadillas.

2007-10-23 01:19:10 · answer #9 · answered by San Diego Art Nut 6 · 0 0

I really dont like beans

2007-10-23 01:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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