I mean, if you go to eat a cow or something, at least it has a sporting chance of running away, but poor helpless defenseless broccoli is stuck there in the ground, and here come the vegans with their choppers getting ready to chomp into its poor little green head. I think there should be a Broccoli Defense League, what do you think?
2007-10-22 17:20:32 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yep their vegie haters one and all-maybe we could start a PITV-group-people for the ethical treatment of vegetables--smile and enjoy the night
2007-10-22 17:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think I am a Vegan because I am a sadist and want to hear Vegetable scream in pain.
(Well .... an ulterior motive is because I heard George Bush hates eating Broccoli, I suspect that might be the reason why he make those funny remarks. Therefore, in order not to be a clown, I have to eat Broccoli.)
2007-10-22 17:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Save the Broccoli!
2007-10-22 17:24:57 · answer #3 · answered by Helga G. Pataki 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What kind of food can we eat without causing pain? I too feel the broccoli's pain, but if I do not eat a balanced diet, I will perish. All life has a duty to itself to survive. My life has just as much, OK, almost as much meaning as the broccoli's life and I'm pretty sure that the broccoli would eat me if it needed to in order to survive.
2007-10-22 17:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Vegetarians eat vegetables, how do humanitarians justify cannibalism?
I say let the broccoli be eaten. It is being sacrificed so that its young, broccolini, will be spared. What's that? You eat broccolini? Have you no shame people???????????? That is disgusting!
I am writing to theFoundation of the late George Herbert Bush, the kinder gentler Bush, and protest this outrage! He was our spiritual leader, since he said it IN THE WHITE HOUSE: I HATE BROCCOLI!
2007-10-22 17:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Sure, broccoli doesn't have a face, but it does have a head! I say...sorry, i love to eat broccoli. If it did have a face it wouldn't bother me.
2007-10-22 17:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by cthulhu_kisses 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I find myself torn, I'm not really into Broccoli myself,so for that reason I'd have to pass. Yet part of me cries out that anything to upset the vegans in their ivory towers has to be a good thing.
( The irony of vegans in their ivory towers is not lost on me)
Bugger it, if the vegans are against it.... I'm for it on general principle.
2007-10-22 23:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Darn it! I'm a vegetarian now, but upon reading your question I made the jump to Breatharianism--yet without thinking about the horrific screams of of oxygen molecules as their chemical bonds are torn apart!
So I've decided to skip eating, breathing, and drinking. I will survive solely on the goodwill prayers of Christians R&Sers. Anyone care to join me? Anyone?
-Atheist
2007-10-22 17:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by eV 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
How do they know that broccoli can't scream? Maybe they just can't hear it. This herbicide must end.
2007-10-22 17:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by God 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ROFLMAO! I tell my vegan friend that all the time. That even the veggies she is eating are alive. Just cause they can't look you in the eyes and scream when you chop them off their stalks doesn't mean that is doesn't hurt them! SAVE THE BROCCOLI! EAT MORE BEEF. HAHAHAHAHA!
2007-10-22 17:32:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I feel sorry for my broccoli so I wrap it in nice warm bacon and melt cheese over the top so it's all cosy.... and then I chomp.
2007-10-22 17:32:00 · answer #11 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋