Could Jesus beat me, Chuck Norris, in a fight?

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Could Jesus beat me, Chuck Norris, in a fight?

2007-10-22 16:49:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

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yeah.

Jesus is God. And I'm sorry to say that Chuck Norris, you, are not.

2007-10-22 23:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jessie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋

This is like asking the old philosophical question: Which would win... the immovable object or the irresistable force?

Jesus and Chuck Norris fighting will result in a quantum paradox that will destroy the universe as we know it.

2007-10-26 12:02:15 · answer #2 · answered by brinmat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

He could if He wanted to, but He just might let you win, just so as not to hurt your feelings.

2007-10-23 09:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋