A man on a bike, carrying two sacks on his shoulders, was stopped by a guard while crossing the US-Mexican border.
"What's in the bags?" asked the guard.
"Sand," the cyclist replied.
"Get them off. We need to take a look."
The guard emptied the bags and found out they contained nothing but sand. The man reloaded his bags and continued across the border. A week later, the same man was crossing again with two more bags. The guard demanded to see them, and again they contained nothing but sand. This continued every week for six months, until one day the cyclist failed to appear. A few days later, that same guard ran into the cyclist in the city.
"Hey, where have you been?" the guard asked. "You sure had us wondering! We knew you were smuggling something across the border. So tell me and I won't say a word. What was it?"
The man smiled and told him the truth. "Bicycles!"
2007-10-22 15:24:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny!
2007-10-22 18:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine&smiles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one .Many border guards have now learnt another trick of smuglling prohibited items.these people are in for a show down now .The joker has now opened our eyes. Good joker.
2007-10-23 02:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by osi kwa stat nig afr 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, i heard the same one except that it was a man smuggling hats in an airport.
2007-10-22 15:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by Melisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice joke man
2007-10-22 15:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by SportsExpert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke can you get me a bicycle hahaha lol
2007-10-23 01:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by ABE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe lololol hahah lmao!!! fuuunnny star for u
2007-10-22 18:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2007-10-22 15:28:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
What a smart dude!
2007-10-22 15:27:59 · answer #8 · answered by VegasPapi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-10-22 15:27:39 · answer #9 · answered by Bradley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.they're stealing masterminds.star
2007-10-22 15:43:43 · answer #10 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋