2007-10-22 14:56:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ra-Men, pbuh (pasta be upon him)
2007-10-22 15:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Tool of the devil? The great FSM is the pre-alpha and post omega, the before the beginning and after the end, the creator of all gods and the yes, even the idiotic one that failed his world creation module in the god's academy of the FSM when he only manage to create 1 puny planet after failing billions and billions of tries, look into the telescope, you will see billions and billions of planets.
RAmen !!!!!
2007-10-22 22:04:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
No, it's a tool of God.
Silly atheists, ignorant of God, have no idea that God still influences their lives. Will they sure be surprised when they die and God appears in front of them as the FSM. They can only wish there's no afterlife.
2007-10-22 22:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by wise1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It's for real. I slept with the FSM and I was in heaven. I'm talking GOD FSM heaven! I was screaming OH GOD all night.
So, if you ever have the opportunity to be born again under the FSM, take it. Take and and ride it for all it's worth!
2007-10-22 22:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ask Donna 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Yes, FSM is a minion of the devil-out there to haunt every christian that dares eat an italian meal without god on their side!!!
ROFL
Give me a break you paranoid morons
2007-10-22 22:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by SteelRain 3 · 10⤊ 2⤋
Salam
Well you figured that out easily enough. Well I guess they will need a new name. I tend to admit the first time I read it I did laugh and saved it to my favorites it was very funny and still is. LOL!
2007-10-22 22:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
1) The FSM is an exact analogy for Christian belief
2) The FSM is ridiculous
Conclusion...? you fill in the blank here.
2007-10-22 22:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by neil s 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Yes, it is. So I'd refrain from eating spaghetti, lasagna, Penna, anything with noodles made from flour and eggs. Just to be safe you shouldn't eat anything with flour and eggs as well.
2007-10-22 22:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How dare you question his noodly goodness? you are but a tiny speck of basil in the pasta of the universe. HE will smite you for your blasphemous ways. you WILL be damned to a hell free of complex carbs!!! i will pray for you.
RAmen
2007-10-22 22:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by amanda c 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes ,,Satan has many tool,s, but God will win out.
2007-10-22 22:07:59 · answer #10 · answered by elaine 30705 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-10-22 22:04:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋