woman walks into a mercedes dealership and browses around..
she then spot's the sport's car of her dreams;
and walks over to inspect it,on bending down to feel the fine leather interior ,a small fart escapes her..
embarrassed she looks around to see if anyone has noticed..
a sale's rep turns to her... "good morning madam, how may i help you..??"
uncomfortable , she ask's.."can you please tell me the price of this lovely vehicle ??"
he answers... " i'm afraid to say madam.. if you farted just touching it,
you'll s**t yourself when you hear the price...!!!! "
2007-10-22 14:07:36 · 11 answers · asked by bubbles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another funny one that made me laugh,thanks.
2007-10-22 14:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a huge Stones fan, have been since the '60s. Mick Jagger is my idol. Saw them in concert after Exile on Main Street came out, definitely a high point in my life. They are the epitome of what rock n roll is all about. My fave Stones tune is Sympathy for the Devil Others that I like, in no particular order: You Can't Always Get What You Want Time Waits for No One Jumping Jack Flash Honky Tonk Women Paint It, Black Time Is on My Side Waiting on a Friend 2000 Man Ruby Tuesday Something Happened to Me Yesterday ...And about 300 others
2016-04-09 22:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha...good one! This is a well-done example of humor to explain the tenet: "If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it."
Excepting some terms too coarse for a high-end shop, you did a great job of illustration in words.
2007-10-22 16:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by B. C. Schmerker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah lmao!!! fuuunnny star for u, ohmigawd dont make me laugh when everybodys sleeping whn i am in the middle of the room reading this!!!!!!
i wish i could give u more than that!!!! roflmao
whooooooooooooo
2007-10-22 18:38:42 · answer #4 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny, for that you get another STAR.
2007-10-22 14:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Brilliant.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a good laugh.!!!
Next time she must bring nappies, lol.!!!
2007-10-22 14:59:30 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that was very funny.
2007-10-22 15:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Will S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 00:17:31 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhhahhahahhahahhahhahahahahahhahhahahhhhahhahhahahahhaaahha good one!
2007-10-22 14:10:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe good one!!
2007-10-22 14:11:00 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋