A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2007-10-22 12:44:14 · 10 answers · asked by Bubba S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's kind of funny. But not really.
2007-10-22 12:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 13:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WORTH memorizing!
2007-10-22 12:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! LOL
2007-10-22 20:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!
Oh wow...that is wrong, but hilarious
2007-10-22 16:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fall on knives
2007-10-22 13:16:43 · answer #6 · answered by imjustakid&lifeisanitemare 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA funny!!!!!!! rotflmao
2007-10-22 13:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by Arielle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2007-10-22 12:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by thickes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!
2007-10-22 12:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by sChNiTzEl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
2007-10-22 12:57:27 · answer #10 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋