Here's a cute joke I found in my e-mail - thought some of ya'll might find it funny...
EVE: "I've got a problem."
GOD: "What's the problem, Eve?"
EVE: "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake,
but I'm just not happy."
GOD: "And why is that Eve?"
EVE: "I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
GOD: "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you."
EVE: "Man? What is that?"
GOD: "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger,
faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a
way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and
will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think
properly."
EVE: "Sounds great," but what's the catch?"
GOD: "Well... you can have him on one condition."
EVE: "And what's that, dear God?"
GOD: "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be
our little secret... you know, woman to woman."
2007-10-22 12:21:36 · 23 answers · asked by Heathen Mage 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh my gods! Humor people!! Yeash, ITS A JOKE!
Sorry, guys, if you can't handle it and are offended. Love ya's!
2007-10-22 12:38:21 · update #1
Well, yeah, this has nothing to do with "personal faith" but I figured the Christians wouldn't find any humor in it. Guess I was wrong thinking "open-minded" Pagans would either.
2007-10-22 12:46:25 · update #2
well this is one Christian man that thought it was funny.
2007-10-22 12:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful!!!! LOL!! One for my collection.
I'll remember this for days, when things get bad.
Wow, it's a perfect joke.
Thank you! Blessings on you!
Ha, I'll be smiling all night now, lol.
2007-10-22 22:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! The fruity serpent god of trees created first the cream filling of the twinkies.
*moment of clarity*
That was funny, I do have admit.
2007-10-22 19:36:18 · answer #3 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
brilliant. loved than one, would seem there's an outbreak of sense of humour failure going about.
oh, an I'm pagan, and a bloke. did'nt offend me in the slightest.
2007-10-23 04:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so very much, I've been blue the past two days, it's grey and raining hard out right now... you've made my day!!!
Bless you
Brigid
2007-10-23 08:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by Brigid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I second Nightwind. The "guys are dogs" jokes are getting really......really......old. I'm pagan, and I love men.
2007-10-22 19:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laffed even without reading the "woman to woman" thing
heehee
2007-10-22 20:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by Ramjet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. lmao. rofl. fabulous. i'll send a link or something to another great pagan joke i found.
)o(
2007-10-22 22:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Pluto VT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... that sounds like something Shivian (the creator of the "oh my gods!" comic) would come up with...
2007-10-23 01:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by xx. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luv it...very funny! Thanx, I'm sending it to my own group...;)
2007-10-23 10:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by Rev Debi Brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋