A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
2007-10-22 11:29:51 · 14 answers · asked by Teejay 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!
An oldie but a goodie.
have a star!
2007-10-23 06:45:53 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good one. I know another one, but it's a "visual" type of joke -- I'll try to explain as I go. My impression of a Polish minesweeper: (Close your eyes tight, put your fingers in your ears, & "feel" your way forward carefully with one of your feet.)
2007-10-22 15:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must be a good one as I posted a version of this a few months ago, having (maybe) pinched it from someone else!
As the gay instructor probably said - "It's enough to drive you up the pole!"
LOL! Have a star.
2007-10-22 12:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice 1 :D, i didn't hear tis 1 before
2007-10-22 11:43:04 · answer #4 · answered by randomoffer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I like it. I've never heard of the guy! *star*
2007-10-22 11:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!!!
never heard it
2007-10-22 11:44:05 · answer #6 · answered by Raeynn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-10-22 11:59:16 · answer #7 · answered by mal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Gave me a laugh.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-22 11:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...never heard it, das a good one :)
2007-10-22 11:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by the mrs:) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 00:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋