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Like Oral Roberts did on his show about $8 million dollars.

2007-10-22 11:26:46 · 9 answers · asked by doublewidemama 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

9 answers

hahahaha good one!

2007-10-22 11:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'd love it; the problem is that the sheep would probably fall right into line and give way to the demands.

as for the comment about televangelists "giving christians a bad name"- who do you suppose keeps these charlatans in business (in good business, too- limos, jets, palacial comfort)?

I guess we get confused because these vampires use the same book and spout the same retarded rhetoric as "normal christians"

2007-10-22 18:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 0 1

If I don't sell 8 million tires by the end of the month...

...I'm gonna die!

2007-10-24 18:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 1 0

Nah, not really. I stay away from those guys. They give normal Christians a bad name.
Cute question, though.

2007-10-22 18:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1 1

I'd sew my wallet to the inside of my pocket.

And that's something I don't often do.

That sentence wasn't meant to include the word 'often'. lol.
I've NEVER done it before.

((((hugs, and a buck or 2))))

May peace go with you throughout your life

2007-10-22 18:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

I don't think they would go home... they would just keep on rambling on about the end of the world.... (seriously a thumbs down...?...)

2007-10-22 18:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yes, that would be INCREDIBLY funny but I don't think Oral "FELLATIO" Roberts would think so.

2007-10-22 18:41:28 · answer #7 · answered by Chimpy McFlightsuit hater 1 · 1 1

They might be more interested in money than answers.

2007-10-22 18:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Incognito 7 · 0 2

Why?

2007-10-22 18:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by Que bella 3 · 0 1

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