2007-10-22 10:33:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A lady's poo never smells.
2007-10-22 12:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was Man's fault. Well, technically Eve's...which is also technically Satan's fault because of the whole serpent thing...but we'll blame Man just because it's fun to blame men for things.
She ate the Forbidden Fruit which, contrary to popular belief, was a fig...not an apple. No doubt, it tasted so good, she and Adam ate several. And, as anyone can attest who has ever eaten figs, particular in any substantial quantity, this can wreak havoc on the digestive tract.
And so the Lord spake, and said unto them "Let there be diarrhea," and there was, and it was ghastly, stinky diarrhea...and Adam and Eve did think they had taken seats in the Lake of Fire, so horribly did their bottoms hurt. And from that day forth, we were booted out of the Garden of Eden to live as mortals...and when we shat, it stank. Amen.
2007-10-22 17:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by War Games AM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It used to smell like birthday cake in the garden of Eden but when the Earth became under the curse it began to smell worse until now it is getting worse the older you get. If you are nice it won't smell as bad. If you are underhanded and mean or if you gossip alot it will smell putrid.
2007-10-22 17:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It didn't stink until Adam and Eve ate the fruit....I guess the fruit caused our poo to smell bad...or maybe it was after the Flood, since we were forced to eat old and moldy food for nearly two months....that HAS to be it....either that or it's the Devil, as always...that sneaky bast4rd....
2007-10-22 17:40:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen Goat Crap?
I Think it was Suppose to Turn Out like That in the Beginning.
Adam was a Vegetarian Starting Out.
(Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssseeee Me---not to Offend, Change the Crap to Excretement :)
p.s. did you know that the First Guy to Invent a Flushable Toilet was named "John T. Crapper"?
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh Babbbbbbbbyyyyyyy!!!
It's Truewwwwwwwwwwww!
2007-10-22 17:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When God originally created the earth, it was perfect. After the fall of man, sin, death, corruption, and decay entered the world. Satan has corrupted all that was initially intended to be good and wholesome.
2007-10-22 17:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by Texicano 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then Elisha prayed Lord open his eyes so he may see. 2 Kings chapter 6:15-23.
2007-10-22 17:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course it was Satan's work!. God wouldn't do something nasty like that. C'mon - he only kills thousands of people in natural disasters or lets cute innocent children die slow and painful deaths from cancer.
2007-10-22 17:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Geez!!!!
Somebody help me!!!
I can't stop Laughing!!!
This Guy must be some kind of channel for a deseased comic!!!
Puns and humorous comments seems to flow from him!!!
2007-10-22 19:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by Freeman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love that line from Family Guy, can't remember specifically how it goes... "Oh, that's concentrated evil spilling out of your backside."
2007-10-22 17:40:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋