Men Are Like...
~newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
~computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
~power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
~remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
~shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
~vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
~road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
~soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
~pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
~old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
~plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
~department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
~placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
~mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
2007-10-22 09:58:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
~bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
~government bonds.They take so long to mature.
~parking spots. The good ones are taken.
~copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
~lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
~bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
~high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
~coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
~chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
~coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
~horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
~plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
2007-10-22 10:00:23 · update #1
You forgot "snow" You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it'll last.
Whys a man's Little man have a hole in it? To get oxygen to his brain....
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb ??.. None
They'd all rather sit in the dark and Bi**H about it... What's a mans idea of house work ? Lifting his feet so you can vacuum underneath...
2007-10-22 17:01:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 17:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the better ones ever posted here, Congratulations!
2007-10-22 17:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense taken. . . these are funny
2007-10-22 17:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao i swear me and my brother almost pissed ourselves laughing!!!
2007-10-22 17:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome, and quite true! lol, jk :)
2007-10-22 17:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are great !!
have a star !!!!!
2007-10-22 17:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by Maru V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋