Do you have the answers to the following chicken-type questions?

Question

1 Do chickens yawn when they are tired or bored?
2. Do chickens get hen-pecked?
3 Does a married chicken farmer get hen pecked?
4 A hen with a sense of humor that lays an egg, will it hatch a cornish hen?
5. A hen that lays a cracked egg and after it is hatched, will it be a cukoo bird?
6. Roosters that are too old to cackle at the sunrise, do they use alarm clocks or pose for weather vanes?
7. When you see eggs in a container that reads from cage-free hens, does it mean the hens were not incarcinated?

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Taking the advice of my fiance I am back for awhile.

Answer 1

Absolutely 'YES' to each and every one of those questions, John. Particularly the rooster and alarm clock one (mine was set for 5:15, and didn't go off till 8:48--was supposed to bring daughter for road test in son's car--didn't make it).