A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.
"Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches."
"Why?" he asked.
"'Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here," she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.
"I don't believe you," he said. "You'll have to show me."
Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.
"You're right," he said. "I've been eating a lot of chicken also.
Perhaps I'm getting feathers too."
"Well, I'd better have a look," she said.
After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh, I think it's too late for you. You've got the neck and giblets too."
2007-10-22 09:53:29 · 27 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you always manage to make me laugh!!
2007-10-22 12:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are no physical negative side effects , and the only problems could be that you might get caught which would be embarrassing if it was your mum or your sister , dad and brothers not quite so as they do it as well . !! You also need to ensure you clean up any mess after you have finished , and be sure to sneak those stained boxers in the wash without being seen !!!
2016-04-09 22:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Out of the Mouths of Babes!! Sooo cute !! LOL
2007-10-22 17:28:28 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah the "last chicken in the shop" look!!
hohohoho!
2007-10-23 06:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He could cut it off and be cured of his Chickenitis.
Daggers always at hand to help...lol
2007-10-23 00:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha kids say the funniest of things. A very clucky joke!!
:-)))
2007-10-22 11:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 09:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one you get a star.
2007-10-23 01:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by mica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. and a star.thanks.
omg,this is the icing on the cake my friend.
i actually can't stop laughing...........sorry i'm off.
2007-10-23 01:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a cracker lol
2007-10-22 23:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by Solo Man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha so deserves a star! can you ever write a bad joke?
2007-10-22 09:59:37 · answer #11 · answered by (; 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋