'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Universityof Oklahoma.'
And they say blondes are dumb...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>A rumor
Why do little boys whine?
>They are practicing to be men
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
>You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
2007-10-22 09:45:42 · 4 answers · asked by Tryin to Liv 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha those are soo funny
2007-10-22 09:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
While the humor is, well, lacking, it did bring a slight smirk to my otherwise dull day.
However, some of the chick comments you've received makes me wonder if I've walked into a room full of misandronists.
Certainly, if a bunch of guys started bashing chicks, we'd be labeled misogynist by the lot of you.
Am I correct?
2007-10-22 17:09:53 · answer #2 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 16:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Keep them coming girl!!!!
2007-10-22 16:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋