Why do men become smarter during sex?
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>Because they are plugged into a genuis!
Why don't women blink during sex?
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> Because they don't have time!
Why does it take 1 million sperm to reach an egg?
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> they don't stop and ask for directions
Why were men given bigger brains than dogs?
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>So they won't hump women's legs at parties
Why did God make men before women?
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>Because you need a rough draft before you make a final copy
How many men does it take to put a tolit seat down?
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>Don' know it never happened
Why did jesus put men on the earth?
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>Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn!!
2007-10-22 09:42:05 · 8 answers · asked by Tryin to Liv 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. some guys can actualyl enjoy reading this [likke me]
2007-10-22 09:54:37 · answer #1 · answered by hobo h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaa so when women bash on men u get great responds how about i bash on women and ur feeling will get hurt and i will get reported
2007-10-22 09:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by animoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 09:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And let me guess...the stereotypes continue?
And you think WE'RE chauvinists.
2007-10-22 09:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is super funny and so true!!!!!:)
You made my day!!
2007-10-22 09:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG so true, they are hilarious!
2007-10-22 09:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny.. ^^
2007-10-22 09:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by RuS3L 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!
2007-10-22 09:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by Cherry Darling 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋