Mine is.
A man in a bar is offered a fiver to drink the contents of a spitoon. He picks it up and starts to swollow. The guy who offered the fiver tells him he's won but he goes on drinking. The guy starts upping the money to get him to stop.Eventually when he reaches £50 the drinker stops. The guy asks why he went on and is told ' I had to it was all in one lump'
Try telling that at tea time !
2007-10-22 09:42:03 · 7 answers · asked by Ned Pepper 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knitting In The Waiting Room
Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fu**ing sweater!"
2007-10-22 14:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha stable one. checkout this shaggy dog tale: a woman posts an advert interior the newspaper that sounds like this… “searching for guy with those skills: won’t beat me up, or run removed from me, and is great in mattress.” She have been given a great number of telephone calls replying to her advert yet one in specific stood out. After giving the guy her handle, he got here to her homestead. She beginning the door for him and the guy suggested, “hi, I’m Bob. I haven't any palms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” So the female says, “What makes you think of you're great in mattress?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-11-09 05:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar looking like hell. The bar tender thinks to himself "Man, I've seen this before" so he very politely asks the man what's the problem. The man replies "I've just found out my little brother is gay". The bartender shows his sympathy and buys the man a drink. A week later the same man walks back into the bar looking like hell. The bartender asks him again what's the problem and the man replies "I just found out my older brother is gay".. the bartender buys him another drink and lends his ear for the night. A week later.. the same guy walks in yet again.. same look... the bartender stops, looks up at him and says "Man, doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man looks up and says "Yeah, my wife".
2007-10-22 10:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by pip 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
(Yeah, that evil, i know.)
2007-10-22 09:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Scott. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
YUCK!!! And in speaking of gross things, your screen name and avatar are interesting. Have you seen the old movie "10 Rillington Place"?:)
2007-10-22 09:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, thats pretty friggen nasty!!!
2007-10-22 09:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At least it's not dirty!
2007-10-22 09:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by alreadyenuff 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋