Most of the following laws are leftover statutes from hundreds of years ago which were simply never repealed. However one or two are still actively enforced. Can you guess which?
1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
8. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only tropical fish stores.
9. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
10. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
2007-10-22 09:26:34 · 26 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
are you serious?? thats just wrong!!
2007-10-22 09:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Cali Girl♥ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is gross to have sexual relations with a lamb, or any animal, how would you get caught masturbating in Indonesia,
If a Guam Virgin cannot marry, Do the Catholics ever marry, or do they just die off?
Thats interesting that the womens mother must witness the act
Well why would I want to have sex with two women at the same time anyway?
2007-10-22 09:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha i know that (without loking at he answers, if it's there allreeady first!). It's number 7 people, the one about killing the husband. Learnt something useful in school eh lol!
2007-10-22 09:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that us soooo messed up but soooooooooooooooo funny ha ! thnx 4 the pose keep em coming
oh n here have a star ...
thnx 4 the much needed points ;)
2007-10-22 09:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by finn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl i read these before cant stop laughing about them, theres alot of wierd state laws to :) like in cali u can legely beat ur wife with a whip if its only so many inchs or something lol
2016-04-09 22:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds interesting
2007-10-22 09:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by focus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 3 and 10 are still being enforced.
2007-10-24 14:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by l g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 and 8 are still in force , the others i'm not so sure about
2007-10-22 11:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just scary man, but hilariously funny. You get a star.
2007-10-23 02:06:29 · answer #9 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where i live ( Alabama) number 1 is violated every day
2007-10-22 09:53:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey here's a couple that I heard this in my criminal justice class...in Texas it is illegal to have doggystyle sex, and I believe in Louisiana it's illegal to perform oral sex
2007-10-22 09:54:23 · answer #11 · answered by riya 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋