A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!
I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
2007-10-22 09:18:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-22 09:44:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny! My rating: 1-3 3 being worst first one: 3 second one: 1 third one: 2 My dad said that he's read that (#2) joke before and he just laughed so hard. My mom said that's what marriage is like after a few years.
2016-05-24 19:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by lorretta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the bride joke
the others made me chuckle
'ave a star
2007-10-22 09:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 09:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 2nd and 3rd ones are ok. Not the others.
2007-10-22 09:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by jellyfish.of.jazz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny you are a scream have a star
2007-10-22 21:15:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, better carry on saving, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-22 11:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your hot today babes xxxxx
2007-10-22 11:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny.
2007-10-22 09:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
didnt make me laugh much sorry x
2007-10-22 09:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by xx glad to be ere xx 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋