Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy
Q: What do you call an Amish farmer with his arm halfway up his horses @ss?
A: A mechanic
Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.
Q: Why does Santa have such a big sack?
A: Cos he only comes once a year.
Q: How do you define a "tough girl"
A: She kickstarts her own vibrator, or she rolls her own tampons
Q: What do you get if you cross a nun with a computer?
A: A system that won't go down.
2007-10-22 09:15:18 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones mate
starred
2007-10-22 09:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Giraffe made me laugh the hardest!!
Brilliant as always!
2007-10-23 06:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short but very sweet, I'm liking very much, especially the tongue in cheek ones, hilarious. ha ha ha lmao.
2007-10-22 10:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by Loxie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, some of them made me laugh !! I really liked the santa's XD
2007-10-22 10:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by Maru V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahaaaa.....good ones jim...but loved the second one...lmfao
2007-10-23 01:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha deserves a star!
2007-10-22 09:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by (; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more good oneshun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-22 11:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm liking your humour and wit,heard some of them before,but the ones I hadn't made me laff!!!
2007-10-22 09:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny star
2007-10-22 21:12:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all ha ha!
2007-10-22 09:18:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋