Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A: By sticking your finger in his honey
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it... but they can't eat it
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
2007-10-22 08:51:17 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha very chuckleworthy. lol!!
:-)))
2007-10-22 11:11:00 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told these jokes to a mixed crowd got some owws and ahhs and a couple of eeoowwss gross!! You still got it going on keep them coming pardon the pun!! I'm still laughing!!
2007-10-22 15:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 09:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star for you. these are better than the ones i just read.lol,lol,lol, very funny and thnx.
2007-10-23 01:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another excellent joke hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-22 11:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn man you are to good. All my stars are for you.
2007-10-23 02:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah usuallly jokes like that are corney but not these!
2007-10-22 09:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-10-22 21:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaaaaaa, just how do you keep it up...pmsl
2007-10-23 01:01:51 · answer #9 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-10-22 09:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋