It has been super windy here for the last few days and my dog is running mad around the house shooting off tiny lightnings every time she comes too close to a metal object. She is 10 lbs but has now fluffed out to be about 3 feet in diameter because of the static electricity.. The worst is when she sneaks up and shocks me... I tried dryer sheets and anti static strips, it just isn't helping... Should I just stick her to the wall? dog?
2007-10-22 08:43:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Take her outside and let her run around the back yard a few hours, then pick her up and "fly her" over the dog house a few times. By that time the static will be gone and she'll be ready for a nap.
DO NOT give her food from your plate. With all those sparks flying around, you don't want her farting.
2007-10-22 09:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A new outfit is the answer to this, in a 70's style. You know the sort of thing? Platform roller shoes, flared trousers with glittery piping, a dinky t-shirt with the no 8 on it or something random like that with lapels that stick out like wings. And a pair of oversized pointy shades.
Then take her to a tribute ABBA gig or just a seventies zone somewhere near you for a dig and a groove, get into the scene baby, yeah!
2007-10-22 09:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fluffy full of static and 3 feet in diameter. Can't you see it . Salty is a morphing into the storm God Yahweh. The messiah is here! The church of B.O. has a new leader! Let us go Woof and run round panting in her image.
Actually it has just dawned on me what is going on here. Your dog is trying to impersonate a hamster in a bid to get more attention.
2007-10-22 12:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uhm, no, your dog does not have superpowers. My dog has eaten a whole box of chocolates before and she was fine, with only a little stomach upset. They would only die if they ate lots of DARK chocolate. If it was only milk chocolate then it will be fine.
2016-05-24 18:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can try getting her booties. preferably ones with non cloth feet. this will help with the build up, unless she is touching things with her body. The other option is to get a small humidifier. If you have that much static, your home is way too dry.
2007-10-22 09:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by Glynis 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a video and send it to the Planets Funnies Animals. That sounds hysterical to me. Who knows maybe you'll win a T-shirt and a hundred bucks?
2007-10-22 08:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let her save the world only twice a week. The rest of the week she can solve your personal issues.
2007-10-22 10:51:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Use the PokeBall with trust young Ash!
2007-10-22 08:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get her a blue outfit with the letter "U" on the front, and a red cape.
2007-10-22 09:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think your pup has found her calling. Charge her up and send her to attack your enemies.
Practice up on the evil laughter. Muwhahahahah
2007-10-22 08:53:53 · answer #10 · answered by kelloggs322 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋