Like the way you think
Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."
2007-10-22 07:56:40 · 9 answers · asked by finn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star for you my friend. 10/10. brilliant.
yeah i like her thinking too............ dirty minded teacher. hahaha.
2007-10-22 08:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-10-22 09:47:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-10-22 08:09:12 · answer #3 · answered by flashpro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-10-22 08:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by JLC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a class joke a really class joke
2007-10-22 08:20:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suppose that could happen.
Funny joke.
2007-10-22 08:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but i still like it
2007-10-22 08:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by *I Need More Cowbell* 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one. fershure.
2007-10-22 08:00:23 · answer #8 · answered by Brooke 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-10-22 09:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by Esme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋