A young bride-to-be was preparing for her wedding, and though naive, she knew what her new husband would just love on their wedding night. So she asked her mother to buy her a long, black, sexy negligee, and to fold it carefully so it wouldn't wrinkle, and place it in Her suitcase.
The mother forgot until the last minute. She dashed out to find one, but could only find a short, pink nighty; so she bought it, rushed back, and threw in in the suitcase.
That night the groom carried his bride into their suite, and being self-conscious, he asked her to change in the bathroom; and not to peek until he got ready and into bed.
The bride opened her suitcase, and saw what her mother had done!
"Oh, no!", she cried. " It's short, pink, and wrinkled!"
Her new husband screamed, "I told you not to look!"
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2007-10-22 07:50:44 · 12 answers · asked by ♪♥ ginger spice ♥♪ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-22 08:08:38 · update #1
Great joke.
Funny.
2007-10-22 07:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guy asked his mother to get two wine glasses that they could throw in the fireplace and place them into his briefcase with two bottles of wine he was taking, but his mother forgot and at last minute threw two small paper cups into his briefcase. Because she was in such a hurry his mother never noticed one wasn't all the way into case and case cut off it's bottom when closed. When he opened case he said two small cups, and there's a whole I'll never fill. And she said...
2007-10-22 09:30:33 · answer #2 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 09:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by scoggin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny....typical joke a female would find funny!! lol
2007-10-22 08:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by flashpro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha,
well look at it this way, she dosent have to worry about the nighty any more.
2007-10-24 03:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. very good joke thnx.
2007-10-22 08:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i had to think about it at first
2007-10-22 10:03:44 · answer #7 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 lol.
2007-10-22 08:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by coppercash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny....not that much nut good job
2007-10-22 07:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by Tigger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DONT MAKE FUN OF MEN LIKE ME!!!!!!!
2007-10-22 08:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by sk8rmn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋