Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
"Oh, hi Jesus...what are you doing here?"
"Well Qeutzl, I *was* coming back to usher in the Apocolypse. But you showing up does make the whole thing a little awkward..."
2007-10-22 07:32:20 · 11 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
and then........what happens next? I hate being left without an ending...
2007-10-22 07:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually though spoken in Jest I am sure there is more truth than you know.
The Mayan and the legends of Q all speak of a Ending time and frankly Christians know that prophetic timetables all agree on a close similarity to the ancient civ's that bear a deistic nature.
Lets pretend they all came from pre-flood and went off from there...,
So your question is posed what If?
I say It will happen and better would be It did.
Biblical Source does state that ALL People's everywhere and at any time will in fact encounter Jesus. Some for judgment, some for mercy.
Q coming face to face with Jesus one day is no shock for me or any other person really. You can do that now if you want to but that's another story...,
Q in his legends bring a Apocolypsis type end that goes OK with Biblical Armageddon So we see Q come on the Scene.
Oh maybe you don't recognize him after all the Bible says bluntly that a LIE would be sent and everyone would believe it so lets go on....
Q is here, you don' really recognize him but since the World is falling apart and all Hell has broken loose....literally...you suddenly realize Hey look.....Over there...it's a bird ...its a plane....NO Its John Wayne and the Calvary....errrr script change to Bible...Jesus arriving as He said He would.
After seeing all Hell unleashed and all the World chaos worse then you fav MMORG and seeing Q running for his life you remember some old fogie and some old relative telling you that Every Knee shall bow....
You look up and in a second you know
Oh Yes you know.
You know what Q will do.
But what will you?
Benjamin Franklin Christian
2007-10-22 07:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by The Christian Fiction Series 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What if I took a Baseball Bat and split open your skull with it and found nothing inside.
It would be a little embarrassing and awkward wouldn't it?
2007-10-22 09:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by ASE Master 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
ok, this is pretty much the funniest question i've ever read! Thank you for asking it... Maybe they'll take turns.. you do the northern hemesphere and I'll do the southern?
2007-10-22 07:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by Sugar 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
And what if they are the same person to being with?
2007-10-22 07:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
'' a little awkward, since all you're going to be doing is ripping peoples hearts out of their chests while they are still alive, you flaming goon''
2007-10-22 07:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol Especially since they are related.
2007-10-22 08:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then Chuck Norris shows up and settles it once and for all...
2007-10-22 07:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
MORTAL COMBAT. D:
2007-10-22 07:37:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
God always wins!!
2007-10-22 07:36:25 · answer #10 · answered by victor 7707 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋