me and the old lady aren't...you know anymore?

Question

i have this open sore underneeth my lip from all the chewin i do, an she wont kiss me an stuff. she says i gross but then i says what about you you looking like a cow these days...(she weighin in round a buck 25 now) so like loose the waight before you start cretisizin me.

hey ageny aunt...im sayin it just fine, maybe i dont spell it write.. ha ha you tellin me about english, at least i know the diference between "sayin" and "writin" haha you broads all the same nitpickin all the time.

Answer 1

OMG! You are an idiot! What the hell did she do to you?!? I have asked a couple of friends and they say that a buck 25 is like 9 stone - and if its heavier, than what the hell does it matter!!! So she won't do it with you because you have an open sore - simple answer, dont chew it! Man, I could get really angry with you right now - Have some respect for her, DONT call her the Old Lady, DONT tell her to lose weight whether she needs to or not - your so immature calling her she looks like a cow, I sincerly hope you didnt say that to her face! You are so lucky I am not her or your a** would have been out of that door so quick - !!!
You need to seriously treat her with more respect pal, and you need to learn to speak English - loose;double O is loose not lose (Youv just said she needs to loose as in a loose knot - which is what you sound like!) and weight has an E in it - dont say it if you cant spell it! Grow up!

Answer 2

If you want her to make love with you, then you're gonna have to show love. Get the lip sorted. Assess if she is overweight, obese, or just a bit bigger than when you first met her. Sit down and talk to her. Ask if she feels comfortable with her weight and if not, can you do anything to help (and say both these things together, you will sound loving and non aggressive). You sound like the lip thing might be something that you are finding difficult. Why do you chew it?

Answer 3

First...referring toher as "the old lady" may not help your matter much. Also, calling her a cow when she weighs "a buck 25", which means 125 pounds for those who don't speak 'billy. She ain't that darn der big mac. Next, stop chewin' backi. It's awful, and you risk losing your mouth and throat to cancer. Last time I looked, a person needs a mouth and throat to live. It's your choice, keep chewin and die, or stop chewin, learn some respect for women and keep you wife (and your life).

Answer 4

How childish is this whole statement? Question? Anyway, why would you want someone to kiss an open sore on your lip? That's disgusting. It sounds like she can lose the weight but can you recover from ugly?

Answer 5

your a jerk.. 125 is nothin.. and maybe you should stop eating so much if all that chewin is giving you open sores..

Can you do me a favour..and pass along this advice to ur wife or girlfriend what ever she is to you.. Tell her i bet a million bucks she can do better than you and she should leave your sorry *** behind.

Answer 6

If you want her to kiss you and have sex don't go on insulting her. Use a healing cream or some lip gloss ( I reccommend Burt's Bees Lip Balm ) for your sore.

Answer 7

It sounds like all respect for each other has gone out the window. Perhaps you both need an indefinitely LONG vacation from each other.
Please take pride in oneself before criticizing another.

Answer 8

Stop chewing, who would want to kiss that? Also...she must be really short if shes fat weighing 125.

Answer 9

Gee, I can't understand why not. Sounds like a loving relationship to me.

Answer 10

First of all.... I lost respect for you after the " the old lady " part..