This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again.
Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.
About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the hell are you doing that?!"
The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."
"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.
The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."
2007-10-22 07:14:24 · 14 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, 10/10 and a star for you.
2007-10-22 07:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I drink a lot of Michelob Ultra, but the best beer I ever had was this stuff called Warsteiner that I drank when I was in Germany for 3 1/2 years. Warsteiner is a full flavored beer with a kick, but went down smooth.
2016-05-24 18:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious, one of the two best jokes you have had so far, in my opinion. ;-) Keep them coming, thanks for all the humor. :-) Here's the best joke test: when you can re-read or re-listen to a joke more than once and still enjoy it as if it were the first time you heard it, it gets a 10. I re-read this one and I know I wouldn't get tired of it. Going to pass it on to my friend.
2007-10-24 01:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by August lmagination 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That funny a star for you
2007-10-22 09:49:00 · answer #4 · answered by candius p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super funny!!!
2007-10-22 08:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by CARL B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke there Freakin.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-22 17:16:26 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, so original
2007-10-22 09:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great punch line.
Funny and enjoyable.
2007-10-22 07:58:09 · answer #8 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-22 07:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool lol.and here's a * for you
2007-10-22 07:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋