There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.
Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your *** with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his *** with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.
The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
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CHINESE PROVERBS
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
2007-10-22 07:06:41 · 8 answers · asked by ♪♥ ginger spice ♥♪ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-22 07:10:45 · update #1
I thought this would be lame... but they are all good _ Please accept the star!
2007-10-22 07:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head. Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints. Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking. The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'
2016-04-09 21:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke = Eww. x_x
Proverbs = Awesomeness. XDDD
2007-10-24 04:25:17 · answer #3 · answered by 3ifbyair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, I love them all.
2007-10-24 03:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. pretty good and a star.
2007-10-22 07:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omq! i cnt stop laughing! the first one made me laugh so hard that i was crying!
good job!
<3
2007-10-24 03:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Vanessa Marie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am still laughing.
Great and very funny.
2007-10-22 08:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-10-22 07:12:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋