on assumsion, everyone must have heard about the stories of people wanting to sell their soul to the devil for something, my problem is, is that when ever me and my friends wanted to see if we could make a deal with the devil, he never shows up? Then thats the same problem with god, even when god got sued for all the attrocities he did against mankind "hurricans, tornadoes, tsunamies, earthquakes, fires, floods, etc", kills millions and millions of people over time and he never showed up on the courtdate (true story). so anyways, where is the devil at? i got bone to pick with him.
2007-10-22 06:17:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
d@mn him, d@mn the devil to hell, never around when u need him.
notice, ^^^^^, its a joke
2007-10-22 06:22:27 · update #1
When you find out, let me know.
I've been looking for him, we're playing hide & seek.
2007-10-22 06:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by Kiki Nicole 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He's here on Earth, in our plane of existence. He's not in hell yet. This is his grace period before he's cast down there. He's on Earth (in a supernatural sense) coaxing people away from God.
If this has ever happened: you're walking down a street and you see an open-air store and there's just an ipod sitting there and you hear in your head "no one is watching, no one would know if I took it," that would be the devil whispering into your ear.
While that scenario would probably never happen due to its implausibility, it was meant to show how and where the devil works.
2007-10-22 06:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by Curious J, Esq. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He stayed home.
It's the garden of allah here on earth, baby.
Don't worry, you'll sell your soul plenty of times, usually you do it in those big buildings with the word "BANK" on them. Then there is the military. Religion. Investors. There is all sorts of people out there who will take your life and tell you what to do with it. They don't have horns and a pitchfork, but it's the same same.
Good luck. You're gonna need it.
2007-10-22 06:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he is here according to the first answer I was writing.
Thank God I have Jesus and The Holy spirit who stopped me
and sent him off.
2007-10-22 06:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey if the devil was real he woulda made a deal with me ages ago.
2007-10-22 06:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. R PhD in Revolution 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The devil is just right inside you so that you can make silly jokes.
2007-10-22 06:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by Optimist E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Georgia.
2007-10-22 06:20:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Havent you heard the devil will kill, steal, and detroy. He will lie to you. Dont be deceived
You should be careful with what you are asking for.
2007-10-22 06:23:15 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask god
2007-10-22 06:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like he is living in your heart. You talk exactly like him.
Ever hear the saying "Not able to see the forest for the trees"?
2007-10-22 06:22:48 · answer #10 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In this world, controlling many people and ruling until his time to be thrown into the lake of FIRE!!!
2007-10-22 06:21:08 · answer #11 · answered by K in Him 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋