A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Jaanu, etc.
The guy was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years. While the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy: "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
2007-10-22 06:12:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is so funny lol
2007-10-22 06:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorta funny
2007-10-22 06:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by nikinova1488 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute, but I could tell after the first paragraph what the punchline was going to be.
2007-10-22 06:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by Crazy and Lovin It 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of funny in the joke sence.
2007-10-22 06:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Do you care? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny... Here is one in return...
Older couple is driving in Nevada on Vacation.. He is doing 95 miles per hour and is pulled over.
The cop says... "Can I see your license?"
The old wife screams.. "WHAT.. WHAT .. WHAT DID HE SAY?"
The old man sighs and says "He WANTS MY LICENSE"
The cop says .. "Says here you are from Arizona... I had the worst sex in my life in Arizona..."
the old wife screams, "WHAT.. WHAT .. WHAT DID HE SAY?"
The old man says, "He says he knows you!"
2007-10-22 06:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right to me girl whats the wifes name xxxx lol xxx
2007-10-22 11:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-10-22 06:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, now i know why carpy calls me those names, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-22 06:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmmm, very good i like it, good job she didnt notice otherwise he would've probably got a slap!! have a star!!
2007-10-22 07:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's funny. It made me smile, anyway.
2007-10-22 06:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋