On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!" "That's right!" shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?" Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"
2007-10-22 06:11:07 · 8 answers · asked by edewfede 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha rofl! that is so bad! i love that! good one! =D
2007-10-22 06:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little homestead on the prairie little river band edited:for some reason this question stayed with me,that i had to return lower back and positioned some greater issues that i seen, that start up with little. little dipper little crimson corvette(music via prince) little great horn(conflict of) little bill(bill cosby comic strip) little previous me little pass over muffet little boy blue little orphan annie little great planet little human beings great international as you will see that..your directly to a minimum of something! if i think of of greater sick be lower back!:) exciting question!
2016-11-09 04:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good but I would NEVER give my teacher a dog for a gift I would keep it myself
2007-10-22 06:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha...share more Johnny jokes...i love them
2007-10-22 06:47:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funni!
2007-10-22 06:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by wowawes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh, its ok.
2007-10-22 06:17:58 · answer #6 · answered by stephanie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!!!! lol
2007-10-22 06:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very funny joke. Thanks.
2007-10-22 06:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋