Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
2007-10-22 05:57:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some good ones there. lol
2007-10-22 06:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
HAHAHAH
2007-10-22 06:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's cute, but why is it that all marriage jokes bash women? They aren't always the bad seed in marriages, granted sometimes they are, but it goes both ways.
2007-10-22 06:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by xxcallme_smileyxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes have to have that "negative" spin to be funny. Positive statements about marriage (or anything) aren't humorous.
2007-10-22 06:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but not necessarily true.....Marriage needs to be worked at by both parties.....
2007-10-22 06:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by Pennyless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marriage is great, but marriage jokes are lame. Find some new material.
2007-10-22 06:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by Brad 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny. It's the kind of unoriginal stuff that hack comedians come up with. "The difference between men and women..."
Tired sitcom crap.
2007-10-22 06:01:07 · answer #7 · answered by imtooboredforwords 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sexest but still funny as long as you have a personality.
2007-10-22 06:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Angela W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it funny when the couple is prepare for it but if they rush into it they will end up having a hard time
2007-10-22 06:00:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-22 06:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋