There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother's house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway's made it by there by 2PM.
One day he tried to make it in 1 hour. Collapsing on a hill from exhaustion, while sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride. The man looks at his watch and sees he would be late if not, but there is already a passenger, so he asks how?
"No problem," says the man in the corvette, "I've got a rope in the back and we'll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride."
The man says, "Ok!"
They take off and the driver yells back, "Just yell BEEP BEEP if I'm going to fast." No problem the man thinks. They come to an Intersection and a Ferrari pulls up, the man's eye's widen in fright.
Sure enough, the light changes and THEY'RE OFF! Anyway, the guy made it to his brothers on time and the Vette lost.
Meanwhile, at the local police dept... "Hey guys the weirdest thing just happened to me. A Ferrari and a 'Vette just lost me at over 120 mph on Main Street."
"What's so weird about that?" asks the other cops.
The first cop says, "There was this old guy on a bike behind them screaming BEEP BEEP and trying to pass!"
2007-10-22 05:41:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some good ones there. lol
2007-10-22 06:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-04-09 21:43:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a cop. A good joke.
2007-10-22 05:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, need the loo, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-22 06:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that made the cops day huh?
2007-10-22 05:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD have a star
2007-10-22 06:58:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another cracker god your making me laugh tonight xxxxx
2007-10-22 11:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-10-22 06:08:34 · answer #8 · answered by stephanie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would have loved to have seen that, pmsl
star award
2007-10-22 07:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's kinda funny
2007-10-22 05:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋