An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.
2007-10-22 05:38:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha V good yeah I liked that ,,,
2007-10-22 05:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
One day I was at a party and I thought about a woman who I had never met before that was slightly large and had a purple shirt on. I had my head in my hands and I was looking strait forword and then suddenly, a large woman in a purple shirt walks right in front of me. And there was one day I woke up from a dream that I was in a car and I was very bored, until suddenly, I woke up. That very same day I felt the same exact bordness and I was sitting the way I was in my dream. Odd huh? These dreams have happend to me a lot.
2016-05-24 04:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by velda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha very good .Have a star.
2007-10-22 05:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by little weed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Wish I had said it. have a star
2007-10-22 05:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very good joke.
2007-10-22 05:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-22 05:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute have a star
2007-10-22 05:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-22 06:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats good lol
2007-10-22 05:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by the only booboobear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think i knew her too
star award
2007-10-22 07:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋