Is it kind of like vampires?
Will I become like Chuck Norris, doing TV shows and infomercials?
2007-10-22 05:34:14 · 10 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! is a prince 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hahaha nice one hopefully that works out for you.
chuck norris doesnt do push ups... he pushes the earth down.
underneath chuck norris' beard there isnt a chin... theres another fist.
2007-10-22 05:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by The C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When God said, "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees.
Chuck Norris is his own class of battleship.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he could not come back.
If Chuck Norris killed Jesus, he could not come back.
If Chuck Norris were the king of Sparta, he wouldn't need 300 men.
Chuck Norris doesn't use email. It's faster to run.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a testicle-counting contest. He won by five.
Chuck Norris has two pets. They are a balrog and Godzilla.
There are no WMDs in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
2007-10-24 21:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will cease to exist.
A kick from Chuck Norris will obliterate all matter.
2007-10-22 05:38:25 · answer #3 · answered by K-Swiss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You'll be the crumpled person on the floor that Chuck Norris just took his manhood from.
2007-10-22 05:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if u get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris, he'll kick you so hard you go back in time and then a younger chuck norris will roundhouse kick you again. then you'll be dead.
2007-10-22 05:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by block 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey man chuck norris can play a cowboy who knows kung-fu, that's talent!
2007-10-22 05:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by Micheal M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you just die because you cant kill chuck norris by stabbing him with a stick
2007-10-22 05:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 08:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by mcfaul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In your next life, maybe.
2007-10-22 06:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by decks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if it's to the face- otherwise don't worry
2007-10-22 05:38:22 · answer #10 · answered by sarah v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋