and they are all the prettiest and nicest people of this site. Is it that Chuck Norris only attracts interesting people?
What will happen to those who don't answer Chuck Norris questions?
2007-10-22 05:16:10 · 16 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because you are the coolest person on YA (next to DaveF of course) so all the cool people are naturally attracted to your question. Besides Chuck probably roundhouse kicked all the uncool people so now they are afraid of him.
2007-10-22 05:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only the cool people like chuck. Yes it is true chuck attracts the prettiest and nicest and most interesting people here.
The people who do not answer the Chuck Norris question, are ugly, mean and boring and will have no chance of getting BA for that question.
2007-10-22 05:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because Chuck Norris is only interested in the pretty and nice people. Everyone else he takes out to make the gene pool stronger.
What's that old saying?
There is no theory of evolution, just a bunch of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2007-10-22 11:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They can't answer your questions anymore. After missing the first one Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked them all into comas.
Plus, I heard that Chuck Norris only likes when good looking interesting people speak his name.
2007-10-22 06:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only cool people recognize his greatness, that's one of the things that make them cool. Don't ask what happens to those who don't answer, you don't want to know. Not answering Chuck Norris questions is the quickest way to get your account deleted. The answer moderators know that anyone who doesn't recognize his greatness doesn't belong on this forum, so just make sure that you keep asking and answering Chuck Norris questions.
2007-10-22 11:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by going postal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those who ignore Chuck Norris questions shall surely receive the biggest roundhouse kick to the head.
2007-10-22 05:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Roundhouse kick to the head for those who don't answer Chuck Norris questions.
2007-10-22 05:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by Dumb Question Judge 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
People who don't answer Chuck Norris questions buy their clothes at Ugly-R-Us, and they couldn't be cool if they were standing stark naked in the middle of the Artic Circle. They develop mildewed livers and terminal halitosis of the armpits.
When they die, they're buried in ground that Chuck hasn't hallowed by walking upon, and when they get to Heaven, they find out that St. Peter has memorized the dialogue to "An Eye for an Eye" because it's his favorite movie. Then they're sent to Hades, where they find that they're condemned to watch nothing but "Ishtar" and reruns of "Three's Company" for all eternity!
Life -- and the afterwards thereof -- ain't a pretty picture for those who scorn Chuck Norris!
2007-10-22 05:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
only the truly cool and beautiful heed the call to the great and mighty Chuck Norris.
2007-10-22 05:25:49 · answer #9 · answered by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Those that do not fear (ie respect the Chuck) will die an agonizing round house death and burn in hell for eternity.
All hail Chuck and his prophetess the Yahoo Princess.
2007-10-22 05:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋