if you have, I show my respect and condolences to you **acting serious and respectful**
2007-10-22 05:03:53 · 14 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I take walk-ins.
2007-10-22 05:53:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um, as far as I can see, i'm alive and well, so no, I haven't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. You know that Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is the preferred method of execution in more than fifty states?
2007-10-22 05:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i detect that my very useful concern of being the unlucky recipient of a properly-located roundhouse kick to the pinnacle via Mr. Norris is tempered to the factor of non-existence via my convenience interior the certainty that such an adventure is very no longer likely to ensue. Mr. Norris might win the combat with Mr. Obama handily.
2016-10-04 08:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of us. None may survive a Holy Roundhouse Kick.
Peace be upon you....Untill the Norris finds you.
2007-10-22 05:52:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
No man shall ever be round house kicked by the Norris and live to tell about it.
2007-10-22 05:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck kicked me on May 3, 2002, and I was instantly transported to May 12, 2002. He literally "kicked me into next week", just like he told me before he did it.
2007-10-22 05:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well apparently I was "hit by a car" but I swear it was Chuck Norris!
2007-10-22 05:06:57 · answer #7 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! is a prince 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I had my car move across the street, after he kicked some jerk a few years ago, from the wind caused by the power of the blow. No damage to my car :)
2007-10-22 16:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude, if anyone was roundhouse kicked by chuck norris they wouldnt be alive
2007-10-22 05:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Not me- I respect Chuck.
2007-10-22 05:33:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fortunately I have not had that experience or I wouldn't be alive to tell about it. I have seen videos of it though and the end result is not pretty.
2007-10-22 11:39:04 · answer #11 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋