A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he
saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding, one that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.
2007-10-22 04:52:37 · 11 answers · asked by Rainman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok that was good it even made my granny laugh!!!!
2007-10-22 05:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mother Confessor 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a bit drawn out but amusing none the less and worth a star I guess.
2016-05-24 04:14:18 · answer #2 · answered by iva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was very good. I enjoyed it and the punch line was funny, not lame.
2007-10-22 05:46:02 · answer #3 · answered by Do you care? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao Brilliant!!
Please help me with my dilemma????
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2007-10-22 04:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Very funny!
Here have a star for the laughs! *
2007-10-22 05:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA good one!
2007-10-22 05:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really, really good
2007-10-22 04:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2007-10-22 12:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by soulguy85 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol
2007-10-22 09:05:15 · answer #9 · answered by S D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-22 04:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋