he who used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
2007-10-22 04:17:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
thanks for your stars you are so cute ladies
2007-10-22 04:36:18 · update #1
I find your joke about atheism silly.
2007-10-22 04:38:51 · update #2
LOL that was cute thanks for the little chuckle
2007-10-22 04:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by Bride of Christ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Clever Paws, Sorry you've got sleepless nights, are you certain your nights are usually not days. As an agnostic you need to see the light. May you from this time forth walk in Revelation. Whoever? You can also find, a male associate perhaps who wonders all night if he is God. A righteous Pee - Wee!!
2016-08-05 21:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
"I find your joke about atheism silly"
I bet you do.
2007-10-22 04:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
clever Paws, Sorry you have sleepless nights, are you constructive your nights are actually not days. As an agnostic you're able to be able to desire to make certain the sunshine. could you from this time forth walk in Revelation. Whoever? you're able to be able to locate, a male better half in line with probability who wonders all evening if he's God. A righteous Pee - Wee!!
2016-10-07 09:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by kianes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-10-22 04:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That would be nice, if I wasn't an dyslexic - ok, it's moderately funny.
2007-10-22 04:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Very cute!
2007-10-22 04:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by KJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that happened to me once but the dog i wondered about was wearing ear muffs!
2007-10-22 04:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by mariposa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny, but very old
2007-10-22 04:22:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
heard it before, nice..
2007-10-22 04:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....thanks for the smile!
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2007-10-22 04:20:27 · answer #11 · answered by trinity 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋