And make people worship me?
2007-10-22 02:46:41 · 23 answers · asked by messenger 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God is not insecure.
Love and blessings Don
2007-10-22 02:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Litlle lions learn to be big lions through play.
Start by playing God.
Well, OK on the off chance you're serious. People worship God because thay think He made all good things & has a plan for their lives.
So if you create a lot of good things, and help a lot people live good lives, you will be worshiped.
2007-10-22 10:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first you must stop existing, and become a fiction.
second you must find a person who pretends to hear you or simply goes about hearing sounds out of thin air.
that person should do all the work, and his reward would be that for thousands of years people will call him the messenger of god, and worship him.
but of course, it would all be far easier if that "messenger" would die a horrible death, and you must be involved in planning the details of that death.
hope I assisted you somewhat.
2007-10-22 09:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A name like Alan Smithee is not gonna do you any favours in godship, change it to maybe Bush, bin Laden or even Elvis.
2007-10-22 11:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by decks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have 2 kids. Tell them not to eat cake. Place a tempting cake in front of them and then hide yourself.
Watch them naughtily eat some, then kill nearly every living thing on the Earth as retribution.
Done!
2007-10-22 09:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
God says, "Be holy as I am holy."
Sorry, people aren't going to worship you.
2007-10-22 10:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by Suen 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Meditate.
www.meditationthai.org
2007-10-22 10:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by Bright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a Mormon and if you can achieve God hood you will get your own planet some day.
2007-10-22 09:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by budleit2 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go round america, call yourself a prophet, hey presto! I bet at least a few nutbags will fall for it...
2007-10-22 09:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by 地獄 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
become a mormon. they think they will become gods
lots of false gods go to hell tho. so it will be a brief reign
2007-10-22 09:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by jesussaves 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋