OK, here's the deal - you're heavy into a Y!A session at work, and suddenly you feel like you need to have a poo... You're so engrossed in answering questions, that you put it off and put it off...
Finally, you reach the point where you're prairie-doggin' it, and you can't wait any longer. So you stand up, but realize that the trip to the bathroom is gonna be a close call. So - do you:
1. Do the penguin waddle in an obvious attempt to keep the poo from soiling your undies, knowing that your coworkers are gonna know what is going on?
2. Squeeze your butt cheeks real hard and try to walk normally, playing it off like nothing's happening.
3. Do a full-out sprint, pretending that you need to go retrieve an urgent document off the printer and/or fax machine.
2007-10-22 02:09:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Strange question. I really wouldn't wait that long. But if I had, #2 I guess.
2007-10-22 02:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by FlowerChild 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squeeze those butt cheeks tight and make a run for it! When you're on emergency status, there's no time to waste. Run or pay the piper!
2007-10-22 03:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by Brewspy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go before it got to that point, unless I was the only one in the office. We were not allowed to leave the office empty.
If I had to, it'd be 2, I supposed.
2007-10-22 04:45:08 · answer #3 · answered by kiwi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Like I tell my 5-year-old, DON'T WAIT SO LONG!!!
I would do #2 while "race-walking" directly to the ladies' room.
2007-10-22 06:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by fun_purple_beach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I have Never "prairie dogged", although I have heard of this phenomenon, it seems to only effect men.
2007-10-22 03:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by chicklione 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. i would go for option 3 , just in case! And hope no one notices you heading straight for the toilets!
2007-10-22 02:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take off running flailing your arms and scream "Oh, my god, someone put S*** in my pants" when you are about half way there. if you have any kind of laxative handy, put them on your desk before you take off. be ready to go job hunting the next day
2007-10-22 02:56:57 · answer #7 · answered by anoddmind 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Move your office into the bathroom.
2007-10-22 02:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by hairdryerdog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just wear your incontinent nickers and you dont ever have to stop answering your questions.
2007-10-22 02:14:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would do two unless it is too late and you have to do three.
2007-10-22 02:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by kim h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋