Why did God ask me to board Noah's ark? Didn't he know that I can live in water?
2007-10-22 01:24:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
On day 6, Noah's children got hungry, so they had some turtle legs, and fried it in Unicorn fat. Luckily for turtle, he had cousins living in the water, but sadly, Unicorn didn't.
2007-10-22 01:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think he's asking a valid question, there are other species on this planet who would have had no need of Noah's Ark. I must admit, it's something that I hadn't thought of. Have a great day.
2007-10-22 08:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So that would make you about 6000 years old! You should immediately report to the Social security office and apply for the old age pension
2007-10-22 08:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by mandbturner3699 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Repoted? like what my grandad used to do with his geraniums? Probably.
2007-10-22 08:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by Birdy is my real name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why remove it? Why report it? Give us some good reasons why.
2007-10-22 08:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by emiliosailez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you are safe in Noah's arc
2007-10-22 08:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by kingofheartz92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like beatchanter's answer
2007-10-22 08:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋