An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. On his way he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast
2007-10-22 00:44:05 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Say, have you ever considered running for any elective position in government? Cos I'd vote for you any day!!
Thanks for the great laugh.
2007-10-22 02:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 01:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Good one. Here's a star.
2007-10-22 01:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by bkscorpio 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...thanks for the chuckle
2007-10-22 00:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
2007-10-22 00:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one!
2007-10-22 00:55:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.very clever and funny.
lol
2007-10-22 01:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. He set them up. Thanks!
2007-10-22 00:51:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good Thanks lol
2007-10-22 00:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋