Things Found Only In America, so funny?

Question

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America

Answer 1

only in america....people people hear the news on radio & confirm in the news paper next day

Answer 2

Only in America!

Answer 3

Only In America...... do we go on-line to get jokes and answer other peoples problems, when we can't fix ourselves.

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 5

It's so true....especially the part about ordering double cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke!!!!!!!
That's me!!
Except I order diet pepsi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

yep Only in America!!

Answer 7

Very funny lol

Answer 8

to funny and to true

Answer 9

lol funny and true.

Answer 10

hahaha.thnx for sharing.