standing at the kerbside
"Excuse me your holliness" says the driver "would you please take your seat so we can leave"
"Well to tell you the truth" says the pope" they never let me drive at the vatican when i was a cardinal and i'd really like to drive today"
"I'm sorry i cannot do that I would lose my job! what if something was to happen?" protests the driver wishing he had never gone to work that morning."Whose going to tell" says the pope with a smile. Reluctantley the driver gets in the back while the pope gets behind the wheel.The driver quickly regrets his decision when exciting the airport the pope floors the car to 200kmh an hour."Please slow down ur holliness" squeals the driver but the pope keeps going until he hears the sirens.The pope pulls over an rolls down his window as the cop nears.The cop takes one look and goes back to his car and demands to speak wit the chief.The cop tell the chief that he pulled a lime doing 200kmh."well bust him then"replies the chief.
2007-10-21 23:56:58 · 18 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The cop replies "dont think we wanna do that he is really important" say the cop."well all the more reason then"
" no i mean really important" says the cop. the chief asks who do you have the mayor?"
cop; bigger
chief; "A senetor"
cop; "no bigger
chief;"the prime minister?
cop; no bugger still
chief; well woho do you have then?
cop;"I think its God sir!"
the chief slight puzzled ask "what make you think its God?"
the cop replies
"well because ha has the pope as his chauffeur!!!"
2007-10-22 00:04:22 · update #1
Now the punchline has been included, it makes much more sense.
Ace joke, thanks very muchly!
2007-10-22 01:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The people who don't get it read it wrong.
The pope is drivong the limo - which makes the police officer think that someone v.important must be in the back if the pope is driving them - ie it must be God.
I liked it!
2007-10-22 07:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by stargirl_laura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the pope was driving so the cop thought that the person being driven around was more important than the pope, i.e God... get it?
2007-10-22 07:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Richy that is funny hehehe.I see we now have the kinder garden kids on the block again,here have your star,and thanks for the laugh.xxxx
2007-10-22 11:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! made me laugh
2007-10-22 09:46:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is very funny. And a very high level one.
2007-10-22 08:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it - have a star!
2007-10-22 07:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by mad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa, i just couldn't guess the punchline...
come, take a star for this!
2007-10-22 07:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't get it...
(the cop didn't recognise the Pope, 's that it?)
2007-10-22 07:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by black_dahlia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2007-10-22 07:19:23 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋