Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ''My friend is dead! What can I do?'' The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: ''Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, ''OK, now what?''
2007-10-21 23:36:34 · 14 answers · asked by zakk 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good
2007-10-21 23:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by freshlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Us bears love having the final snigger hehe. The funniest of undergo jokes that I unquestionably have heard, thanx =) here is one for you - There’s a Christian who’s trekking interior the woods at some point while he comes upon an offended undergo. The undergo stood up on its hind legs and growled ferociously, needless to say making waiting to value. In panic, the Christian began to run, however the undergo observed close on his heels. ultimately the hiker got here to a cliff. So he dropped to his knees and asked God to delight make this undergo a good Christian undergo. To the hiker’s amazement, the undergo without warning stopped growling, fell to his knees and folded his paws at the same time in prayer! "thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the Christian. "thank you, Lord!" exclaimed the undergo, "for this meal i'm approximately to receive!"
2016-10-04 08:24:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 01:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! really funny!
2007-10-21 23:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by H.H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-21 23:46:17 · answer #5 · answered by Kim from Sydney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny
2007-10-22 04:12:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
k
2007-10-22 00:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops... Lmao!!!
2007-10-21 23:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a pretty good joke
2007-10-21 23:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, i liked it.. i had heard it earlier, but still made me laugh!
2007-10-22 00:04:51 · answer #10 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny.
2007-10-22 00:30:48 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋