Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.
One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".
Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).
Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."
Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"
Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"
Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"
2007-10-21 23:32:59 · 23 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard that one before. Thanks for sharing.
2007-10-21 23:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not heard that ending before, I heard when he was asked about children the little boy replies 'We have been very careful until now so I don't think kids will be a problem.
Very good joke, star for you
2007-10-21 23:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 01:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, but would have been better if it ended with Bobby saying something like, ".....we are gonna stop using rubbers".
Or something.
Made me laugh still, thanx.
2007-10-22 00:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star for you my friend.
lol. 10/10. very good and thnx for the laugh.
2007-10-22 00:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, out of the mouths of babes, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-22 00:49:00 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL
2007-10-21 23:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kiddies where would we be without em, you gotta love em, but l couldnt eat a whole one
starred
2007-10-21 23:56:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very cute have a star
2007-10-22 01:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny bt the best. star ne way :)
2007-10-21 23:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats funny
2007-10-21 23:36:35 · answer #11 · answered by Italian Girl <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋