The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning, and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny
early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his Parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. IT WAS A 420 YARD H0LE IN ONE!
St. Peter was astonished.
2007-10-21 23:27:39 · 15 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
2007-10-21 23:27:52 · update #1
lol i liked that one very good you can have a star
2007-10-21 23:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny.
2016-04-09 21:22:01 · answer #2 · answered by Michele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 01:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, very very funny... i just couldn't imagine the Lord would give such a HARSH punishment to the Rev.
I certainly won't like to be in his shoes :-)
2007-10-21 23:58:52 · answer #4 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a version of it before, but it's still funny :-)
2007-10-21 23:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the powers vested in me, I hereby confer upon this joke the title of JOKE-OF-THE-DAY!
2007-10-22 00:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! nice
2007-10-22 01:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, another sparkler hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-21 23:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one I like, cheers
2007-10-21 23:35:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. 10/10. very funny indeed. thnx.
2007-10-22 00:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋